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Post by kamea lani paradis on Dec 24, 2009 20:35:08 GMT -5
 ••• someone entertain me
••• i think i might die of boredom
••• not even david bowie is entertaining.
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Post by KLAUS LEE WILHELM on Dec 25, 2009 0:06:41 GMT -5
 KLAUS is ONLINE&TYPING..."Not even David Bowie? Now I'm concerned. Hi there Kamea, I shall do my best to amuse you somehow. Any immediate suggestions? " |
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Post by kamea lani paradis on Dec 25, 2009 0:09:58 GMT -5
••• sstfu david bowie's the shit.
••• call me kamea again and i'll castrate you. it's kam. KAM!
••• and i can think of a few ;]
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Post by KLAUS LEE WILHELM on Dec 25, 2009 0:15:04 GMT -5
KLAUS is ONLINE&TYPING..."Jesus Girl! I was agreeing! David Bowie is pretty dam beastly. Although he could go up a couple pant sizes...anyways. Yes MA'AM, I will call you Kam from now on. My apologises babe. As for entertainment....... " |
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Post by kamea lani paradis on Dec 25, 2009 0:17:11 GMT -5
••• good! he is a beast! especially as the goblin king.
••• no one calls me kamea. not my parents, siblings. no one.
••• well one starts with l and another with m and the third is "r and s"
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Post by KLAUS LEE WILHELM on Dec 25, 2009 0:24:39 GMT -5
KLAUS is ONLINE&TYPING..."You remind me of the babe What babe? babe with the power What power? power of voodoo Who do? you do Do what? remind me of the babe. Sorry, anyways! I, M, R, and S? Oh shucks. puzzles. I=You, M=me, R=red hot, S=sex? Sorry couldn't help it. " |
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Post by kamea lani paradis on Dec 25, 2009 0:30:27 GMT -5
••• haha. i like the song queen bitch. its about me you know ;]
••• but she's a queen, and such are queens
••• that your laughter is sucked in their brains
••• now she's leading him on, and she'll lay him right down.
••• noo let's try l = lapdance m = missionary r and r = rough sex.
•••buuuuut i don't think you can do al of that.
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Post by KLAUS LEE WILHELM on Dec 25, 2009 0:34:19 GMT -5
KLAUS is ONLINE&TYPING..."Oh, not with David Bowie on my mind. All about you though? that's a different story. I'm offended. You seem to have gained the impression that I am not educated in those areas, I'd like to let you know in that case..you'd be wrong. " |
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Post by kamea lani paradis on Dec 25, 2009 0:41:51 GMT -5
••• i would just like to let you know...
••• i am never wrong. never.
••• you can be educated in these areas and still be lousy.
••• i'd rather fuck my sister than someone who can't have sex right.
••• actually.........nevermind.
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Post by KLAUS LEE WILHELM on Dec 25, 2009 0:48:04 GMT -5
KLAUS is ONLINE&TYPING..."Men are stubborn. Even ones who say they're good at sex can be absolutely terrible. So for me to say I'm good would be pointless. The only way I can think to "prove" myself is to do it. But that's a tad forward no? " |
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Post by kamea lani paradis on Dec 25, 2009 0:50:34 GMT -5
••• perhaps a tad. yes.
••• but i like forward. suck subtle hints.
••• you're right though. there's only one way you can prove it.
••• and until then i refuse to believe you.
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Post by KLAUS LEE WILHELM on Dec 25, 2009 0:54:02 GMT -5
KLAUS is ONLINE&TYPING..."Well I can't argue with that. I agree, if you're too shy to just come out and say what you want to say, then why say it at all. Fuck subtle hints. So, aside from that. What're your plans for the night. No, I'm not suggesting you spend it screwing me. Although meeting you in person and possibly hanging out does sound good. " |
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Post by kamea lani paradis on Dec 25, 2009 0:58:40 GMT -5
••• HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
••• you want to hang out? omg.
••• seriously? please don't tell me you're one of them.
••• i prefer no strings attached. unless they are ropes tying me to a bed...
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Post by KLAUS LEE WILHELM on Dec 25, 2009 1:01:23 GMT -5
KLAUS is ONLINE&TYPING..."Have you never heard of a friend? I'd definitely have sex with you, but becoming a friend is on my to do list as well. " |
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Post by kamea lani paradis on Dec 25, 2009 1:08:07 GMT -5
••• yeah i've heard of them...
••• i have more guy "friends" than girls.
••• i have a long to do list. i plan on doing everything.
••• so far i'm not very far into my list. not as far as i'd like to be.
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