ONE, TWO, THREE.

[sandy slander]

So it seems this week everything is happening within the powers of three.
I’m not quite sure if this is good or not, but thats all you guys. It gives me
more to comment about. Recently, a rather whorish Blaze October's been
caught dipping his wick in almost everything that moves. Doesn’t he have
a fiancé and two kids, a few of you might be asking? Yeah. He does. Did you
forget about that, B? Oh, and what about that Chicago Vermont girl? I
mean seriously, attempting (and failing) at getting with Noah Gellar
and then hooking up with Blaze isn’t scoring you any points. Especially
not with Westin October, who was seen acting pissy after he started to
figure this one out. Not that he doesn’t have enough problems of his own.
Cordelia Bassiano, otherwise known as Westin’s new fiancé, can’t seem
to keep her pants on either. Poor W, looks like not even that big ass Tiffany
rock could calm this one down. Find a new crowd, buddy, before you end up
contracting some funky ass jungle disease. In a pathetic act of (uh, the hell
was that, defiance?) Lauren Rivers supposedly left with Blaze’s twins,
causing a “rescue” mission with his brother. I personally think that girl
needs to grow a pair and slap B around a little bit. Fear is, after all, is the
foundation for love. Or something like that. Another whore story we’ve all
been seeing a lot of are those two girls and that rather hot guy. Some of you
might know them. Cordelia, Kayla Leilani, and Konani Akanu have
been seen together, without each other, and with various others in the recent
past. Hot and heavy seems to be the only way these kids roll. But seriously,
Kayla, why would you sleep with Ethan Tanner when you could have
anyone? Mainly, a hotter anyone? Get with the program, girl. In other news
of hook ups, can anyone explain Dallas Hewitt and his excessive use of
“babe”? Come on, D, it’s 2010. Get a new damn catch phrase for God’s sake,
because it’s getting old. But what I was really just waiting to get to was
the fight that happened between Kon and Dallas over Maylea Akanu.
When will these boys learn that girls with brothers only lead to trouble?
In other news, how many times are we going to have to sit through another
“No, we’re just friends but we fuck each other like animals” conversation
between Brynne Golightly and Atticus Roberts? Seriously kiddies, shit
or get off the pot. And stick with your decision this time, hmm? Oh, please,
someone find that Nora Russo a man before that baby pops. Baby momma
drama just makes my day. What about yours? A flirtatious encounter with
Ava Sinclaire and Brian Bredford (is it just me or does that sound like
some sort of fucked up town in Iowa?) has us all keeping our eyes open. That
girl just looks way too innocent not to pack some major dramatic heat. And
with that, it’s time for me to go hang out on the beach. Nothing like a perfect
end to a good bashing session, after all. Keep it dirty, kids.